Tame your flatmates: Renting problems and solutions

flatmate angry maskLiving in house and flatshares can bring such joyous times; always having your best mate on hand can be truly epic. BUT at some point your flatmate(s) will lead you to despair, no housemate is truly an angel all the time.

Below are some of the most common shared rental complaints  and problems we see, along with a selection of passive and aggressive solutions. Which you decide to go with, we’ll leave up to you…

Housemate not paying the bills

Passive solution: Keep your cool and get them to pay up when they can / do the communal shopping without kick-back / take you out for a slap up meal on their credit card. Next time bills are due, give them lots of notice and don’t share the real bill due date.

Aggressive solution: Change the wifi password until they pay, by accessing your router settings, usually via this link: http://192.168.1.1/. They’ll soon stress out about lack of internet (no more porn or Netflix), and final cough up what they owe. Failing that, some public shaming via social media should speed up payment in future.

 

Flatmate hits snooze leaving their phone alarm going off

Passive solution: Call their mobile phone, which will interrupt the alarm causing it to stop, giving you more sleepy time. (Although this risks them calling you back / knocking on your door asking why you called)

Aggressive solution: Completely lose it, storm through and turn their alarm off, then change the default alarm time to a lot later. With any luck they won’t check when setting it for the next day, making them late for work – haha, suck on that!

 

Roommate never does the washing up

Passive solution: Wash what you need to use, then get on with it. If things get really bad, keep your own kitchen equipment hidden away in your room. This means you’ll always have clean stuff to use. Alternatively use disposable cutlery and paper plates (not best option if you care about the environment).

Aggressive solution: Don’t get mad, get even! Cooly and calmly take all of the dirty dishes they’re responsible for and dump it on their bed, or in front of their bedroom door if they lock it. Another option is to do the washing up, but do it so badly (leave them barely any cleaner), leaving them to have to do it all themselves.

 

Flatmate having loud sex, keeping you up

Passive solution: Buy yourself some ear-plugs and go back to counting sheep. The next day, ask them if they had a good night and drop subtle hints about them / they’re sex buddy being a screamer. This should hopefully embarrass them enough to keep it down next time.

Aggressive solution: Bang on the wall and shout abuse – although this could backfire leading to an increase in orgasmic volume. Another option is to pretend you have no idea what’s going on and run in like a hero, to see if everything is ok. This should kill the mood for them, bright red faces all round!

 

The last resort

If things get really bad, seriously considering moving out / asking your flatmate to leave. Life’s too short to live in a hell hole with inconsiderate housemates!

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How to have a cracking (adult) Easter egg hunt party

Easter bunny drinkingEveryone loves Easter, what with the four day weekend, masses of chocolate, lots of cute chicks everywhere and all the eggcellent Easter puns (well, maybe not so much those).

Unfortunately, gone are the days of running around the garden searching for bag fulls of chocolate Easter eggs hidden (mostly poorly) about the place. Instead, now that we’re older, we count ourselves lucky to receive a single egg from our parents as a token gesture. I mean COME ON!? We’ll demolish that in seconds…

That’s why here at WDMM we’ve come up with some legendary ideas for your very own grown-up Easter party (we’re not talking about orgies, you filthy scoundrel), which will bring back the good old days of Easter egg hunts, with an adult twist to keep even your most demanding housemates happy:

1. Replace chocolate with booze

Fill shop bought / homemade Easter eggs with alcohol miniatures and hide them around your flat for your guests to find. Include multi-coloured jello shots about the place to make the hunt even more entertaining.

2. Have a game of Russian (egg) roulette

Hard boil almost enough eggs for all, but leave the others runny, then take turns to smash an egg on your forehead – you can guess what’ll happen to the unlucky ones

3. Make Easter themed cocktails

Hollow Easter eggs make for great shot glasses – fill them with some homemade skittle vodka! Alternatively, make some of these yummy Easter cocktails.

4. Play some Easter eating / drinking games

Everyone loves a bit of competition: who can eat the most Creme Eggs in one minute (officially a Guinness World Record)? Or have a game of Easter egg hunt truth or dare (hide plastic / chocolate eggs with various cheeky forfeits hidden inside).

5. Organise an Easter beer hunt (and tasting)

Buy in a wide selection of tasty canned beer, cover up the labels with coloured paper (each one representing a particular brand) and hide. After they’ve all been found, have a tasting competition!

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Parents coming to visit: How to survive Mothers and Fathers Day invasions

Middle aged couple mothers fathers dayMothers Day / Fathers Day – it’s bad enough how commercial it’s all got, let alone all the hassle it brings. Gone are the childhood days when you could paint them a picture and that was enough. Now they expect flowers, cards and to be taken out for the day. Or even worse – they somehow invite themselves over to visit you in your flat or house share.

Now you could try squirming out of it: “I’ve got plans” or the like, but eventually they’ll catch you off guard and anyway, it’s your mum / dad we’re talking about – THEY KNOW WHEN YOU’RE LYING, ALWAYS! Besides, it’s not all bad, a parental invasion brings with it some benefits:

  • Help from your old man with any DIY tasks that need doing
  • Having your empty fridge and cupboards restocked by your caring mother
  • Being taken out for breakfast / lunch / dinner in return for a nice day out

Although there’s likely to be the usual drawbacks and pitfalls to watch out for:

  • Embarrassing stories from your childhood and teenage years – “remember that time you wet the bed
  • Awkward conversation in front of your flatmates – “your father has started taking viagra
  • Petty arguments – “You don’t visit us enough anymore

But not to worry, WDMM is here with some handy pointers, to help make your parents visit more fun than fail:

The preparation

The accommodation

  • Work out sleeping arrangements (if they’re staying over). Who’s going to sleep where? Do you have enough CLEAN spare bedding?
  • Get tidying – Dirty diggs are only going to get your mum on your back, so don’t give her the opportunity in the first place (if you have enough on your plate – arrange a cleaner)

The visit

  • Sort out refreshments – tea, coffee, milk and their favourite biscuits are guaranteed to go down a treat
  • Have safe conversation ready – Avoid any topics you know you don’t agree on, or are likely to dampen the mood (a read of the latest good news should help)

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Make pancakes, not war – Housemate bonding on Shrove Tuesday

Pancake day for housemate bondingThat’s right kids – we’re coming up to Pancake Day (Tuesday 17th February 2015), or more correctly: Shrove Tuesday. Pretty much the only day of the year you can justify eating a whole dinner incorporating just desserts and puddings. Being such a cheap and fun to make dish, pancakes also offer the perfect opportunity for you to bond with your fellow housemates.

You may or may not know that Shrove Tuesday started back in, well, no one actually really knows for sure, but is believed to originally be a Pagan holiday. Shrove Tuesday (coming from the word “shrive” meaning to confess) is a moveable date determined by Easter. It coincides with the French festival: Mardi Gras (meaning Fat Tuesday) when everyone eats lots of rich and fatty foods before beginning lent, on Ash Wednesday.

But enough of the history lessons, time to get talking yummy, delicious and oh so tasty pancake batter recipes. Check out our easy peasy and super tasty pancake recipe below:

Ingredients:

  • 100g of plain flour
  • Two eggs
  • 300ml of semi skimmed milk
  • Tablespoon of oil / 50g of butter
  • Extra excitement – add blueberries / coconut / cinnamon / choc chips or other delicious pancake mix ins like bacon, orange zest or even gingerbread

(for approx 4- 5 big pancakes)

Method:

1. Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl
2. Heat the frying pan and add a drop of oil
3. Pour on the mixture until it covers the pan evenly
4. Flip the pancake once air bubbles appear
5. Serve it with your choice of epic topping (see below)

Topping inspirations:

  • You can’t go wrong with the classic lemon and sugar – best to use fresh lemons and fine caster sugar for melt in your mouth heaven
  • Another classic is nutella (with or without healthy fruit: bananas / strawberries) – a chocoholics dream come true
  • Bacon, scrambled eggs and maple syrup – for the American favourite pancake breakfast
  • Blueberries, yogurt and honey – the health freak’s perfect pancake accompaniment
  • Cheese and ham – if you or your flatmates fancy a bit of savoury goodness before tucking into more sweeter topped pancakes
  • Go wild and play around with other ideas – parma ham and asparagus or make pancake burgers!

Pancake competition, fun and games

With tasty pancakes comes the opportunity for some friendly flatmate competitive fun and games:

  • Pancake flipping: height – get your housemates together and see who can flip the pancake the highest without dropping it or getting it stuck on the ceiling (btw the world record for highest pancake flip is 9.47 metres)!
  • Pancake flipping: number – how many full flips of the pancake can each of your housemates get within a minute?
  • Pancake flipping assault course – lay out an assault course around your flat or nearest park and see who / which team can get around the course in the fastest time ensuring flipping happens continuously.
  • Pancake eating competition – how many pancakes can you eat in a set time (WARNING: this could have the unintended consequence of falling out of love with pancakes if you make yourself sick)

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New year health and fitness resolutions – seeking support from your flatmates

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Happy new year! As you struggle to remember it’s now 2015 every time you write down the date, comes the annual health-fitness whim(s): joining the gym, eating more healthily or the more temporary but equally dreaded “Dry January”.

Some of us are lucky enough to be renting with health-freak housemates, who live and breath zumba, drink nothing but smoothies and have no shame in sharing every single fitness achievement on Facebook (no matter how small or pathetic). But for others who live with err.. less active flatmates, trying to be healthy can be a constant battle.

Below we’ve come up with some glorious and joyful tips and tricks to help you avoid temptation, and even gain support from your flatmates on your 2015 new year health kick:

1. Brainwash your flatmates

Talk your flatmate into joining you on your health / fitness / non-alcohol mission, as always: a problems shared is a problem halved.

2. Do exercise you actually enjoy

Running can be so boring and the gym is expensive, there are loads of other alternatives, use meetup to find exciting fitness activities for you and your flatmate in your area.

3. When the going gets tough – run / hide

Make yourself scarce when any truly testing times come up: housemate planning a house party or flatmate throwing a burger eating competition? Best make alternative plans / hide in your room.

4. Measure your winnings

Remind yourself (and others in your flatshare) of how much money and calories you’re saving by not indulging in so much alcohol, using Cancer Research UK’s nifty Dryathlon calculator.

5. Become a health food nerd

Get in the know of the hippest food trends of 2015: apparently we’ll be eating lots of freekeh, bone broth and bee pollen (it might even help you and your houseshare in the next pub quiz outing).

6. Drive a car

Be the designated driver: this way the law will be on your side and your housemates will love you more (only works if you can drive / have a car mind).

7. Replace with a lesser evil

Replace unhealthiness with alternative sources of happiness you can share with your flatmates:

8. Turn your flat into the Priory

Get your housemates to hide / lock up your booze or other unhealthy consumables, to rid yourself of any temptation.

9. Make exercise a game

Never take the easy option but turn it into a competition: race your housemates up the stairs while they take the escalator, walk don’t bus etc…

11 housemate hates and flatmate fails in the kitchen

It seems that living with others is never plain sailing. We’ve collected some of the most common and totally random annoyances, hates, fails and general disasters that seem to happen in flatshare and shared house kitchens. Enjoy!

 

1. Your flatmate not emptying the bins

 

2. Other housemates failing to take recycling seriously

 

3. Your housemate never doing the washing up

 

4. Housemates washing up things you don’t want to know about

 

5. The flatmate stealing your food

 

6. Other housemates inability to cook without making a monumental mess

 

7. Your housemate using the kitchen sink as an aquarium

 

8. The other flatmate using up all the fridge space

 

9. Flatmates somehow setting fire to non combustible things like the toaster

 

10. Ridiculous flatmate drinking challenges ending in disaster

 

11. Housemates flooding the kitchen

How to write a killer flatmate profile in reply to a wanted ad

Writing killer flatmate profile ad

Getting accepted into a desirable flatshare has now become more competitive than even snagging your dream job. Speaking from experience, it’s not uncommon these days to be up against 100 + fellow flat hunters when it comes to applying to a flatshare ad. This is why it’s critical that you spend time writing a flatmate profile that makes you stand out from the crowd (in a good way), otherwise you might just end up having to settle for living on the street!

We’re here to hold your hand and get you through to the flatmate interview stage. All you need to do is follow our tips below, when writing your reply to a flatshare ad:

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1. Tell the truth

There’s little point in filling your profile full of porky pies. It might get you through to the interview round, but when it comes to meeting the other flatmates there’s a high chance of you getting found out. Also just remember, you’ll also be lying to yourself so if you do end up moving in – it may turn out to be a flatshare that really isn’t suited to you.

 

research wanted flatmate ads

2. Do your research

The actual ad may give a lot away about existing flatmates, if you’re willing to put a bit of effort in! Look at photos of the flat, are there any posters up for football teams you support or bands you’re into? If so, perhaps consider dropping in some subtle hints. Also, if an ad goes on and on about the need to be clean and tidy, things which you’re not – maybe consider skipping it…

 

funny flatmate ad

3. Be funny

Everyone appreciates a little light heartedness now and again. Don’t be afraid to let your comical side come through a little in your profile, although don’t overdo it – people will rarely want to live with someone who’s a joker 100% of the time. Use comedy to help make your flatmate profile stand out from the rest.

 

sell yourself in your flatmate profile ad

4. Sell yourself

Remember, this is your chance to shine – make sure to include as much about you as you can possible get in (without making it too long, see point 7). What are your hobbies, what kind of films and music are you into, where have you recently been on holiday? Don’t expect to get far by stating the obvious: “I’m a 20 year old male looking for a nice flat”, you’ll come across as bland and boring.

 

specific details flatmate ad

5. Be specific

When listening your hobbies and interests, include a little detail in what you’re saying. For example stating that you like to cook or bake is good (who doesn’t like yummy homemade food?), but is even better if you add you’re a dab hand at lasagne or ice cream.

 

bad flatmate ad spelling

6. Read it through

Nobody likes to read things full of spelling and grammar mistakes, be it a website, newspaper or reply to a flatmate ad! Mistakes in your response may come across as signs that you put in little effort and are therefore lazy (not a good trait to disclose, nobody wants a flatmate that’ll fail to do his / her share of the chores).

 

concise flatmate ad

7. Keep it concise

It’s very likely that the existing flatmates will have a lot of other responses to sift through, before drawing up a shortlist for interviews and flat viewings. If your reply isn’t short and sweet, it’s likely you’ll lose their attention and any chance of moving in.

 

flatmate ad leave them wanting more

8. Leave them wanting more

It goes without saying, by giving everything away straight off may leave nothing more to add in the interview stage. So see if you can keep some things cryptic / mysterious about yourself – that way they’ll be hard pushed not to invite you in to view the flat and meet with the existing flatmates!

Good luck! Stay tuned for our post about how to handle yourself in the actual flat interview stage, coming soon…

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Hilarious flatshare passive-aggressive notes

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No matter how often you see your housemates / flatmates / roommates, sometimes it’s impossible to avoid the temptation of leaving fellow renters a note, instead of speaking to them face to face. It’s easy to tell yourself this is the better option to avoid confrontation, but truthfully you know it’s because you’re looking for attention or are scared of getting your head bitten off!

We’ve seen loads of humorous and ‘passive-aggressive’ notes being left around by roommates, these are our favourites (be warned, some are a little rude!):

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Flatmate stereotypes: The ‘awkward couple’

lego flatmate awkward couple

Are you living, or have you ever lived in a houseshare or flatshare? If so, you’re likely to be familiar with certain personality traits of different types of housemates. Couples are increasingly choosing to rent with other flatmates to save money.  This is why we’ve included them as 1 of 5 flatmate stereotypes we’re highlighting over the coming weeks.

The ‘awkward couple’ are in a way doubly risky to live with compared to other flatmate stereotypes, because there’s two of them! Although saying that it’s quite common to get on with one of them, whilst the other is a total nightmare – opposites as they say ‘attract’.

Pro’s

  • Couples are often fairly mature, so this type of renter may well bring stability to the flat
  • They’ll often enjoy cooking together, with leftovers being regularly available – free yummy home cooked food!

Con’s

  • If you’re having troubles with your love life, you’d rather not see them eating each others face off in the kitchen, or hear them having loud sex at night
  • Couples are never perfect so arguments are likely to occur, causing awkwardness if in the communal areas and noise when you don’t want it
  • When it comes to making house decisions between your roommates, they’ll often get their way as they have two votes over everyone elses one
  • As there’s 2 of them, they’re likely to take up the bathroom / washing machine / cooking area more often, causing general despair

Generally speaking a couple is not ideal for a flatshare based on the above, so try to avoid where possible. Couples are best living within their own apartment all together, or with another couple, so are likely to have more things in common.

Are you definitely not the ‘awkward couple’ in your house share? In that case you must be one of these other common housemate stereotypes:

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Flatshare notes: Cleaning the dishes

lego housemate cleaning dishes

Roommates / flatmates / housemates often prefer to leave notes around instead of approaching others face to face, attempting to avoid confrontation.  Unfortunately however, this can have the negative effect, leading to arguments or retaliation between renters instead…

Dishwashers aren’t always present in a flatshare / house share, hence why cleaning of the dishes is a common flatmate problem, leading to comical and sometimes angry note writing:

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Flatmate stereotypes: The ‘lazy freeloader’

lego flatmate lazy freeloader

Are you an experienced flatsharer? Chances are that you’ve lived with loads of different people over the years. Although everyone is unique, they usually fall into a specific housemate types. Below is a rundown of the traits that make up the ‘lazy freeloader’ type, 1 of 5 typical flatmate characters we’ve written about, which you’ll likely meet while living in shared accommodation.

The ‘lazy freeloader’ is the roommate that goes through life attempting to make as little effort as possible, whilst spending as little money as they can. You’ll most likely come across them lazing on the couch in the lounge, watching trash TV. Rarely, if ever will you see this type of renter doing anything active or that costs money – making a sandwich or visiting the pound shop is about as adventurous as they’ll get.

Pro’s

  • Their chilled out nature means they’ll create a sense of calmness and tranquility in any house share or flat share, no matter how manic it usually is
  • As debating and arguing both take up considerable energy, they’ll never really care about anything (unless it costs them money), making them a very easy housemate to live with
  • Feeling lonely, in need of some easy going conversation? They’ll usually be hanging around the living room open for small talk

Con’s

  • Their thrifty nature means every housemate will be at risk from food going missing or being ‘borrowed’ (usually permanently and not replaced)
  • What they perceive to be their “chilled out nature” is often seen as laziness by everyone else. This means you’ve got more chance of a mouse washing the dishes, than getting them to do any chores
  • Chances of them paying bills on time = 0 / squat / bumpkins / zilch / nadda / do pigs fly?

Living with a ‘lazy freeloader’ can be frustrating at times, but their calm and chilled out nature will often be welcome when you need a break from non-stop work and partying. Lock up / hide your food though, and where possible get bill money from them up-front!

Don’t think these characteristics match your personality? In that case, one of these other four flatmate stereotypes must fit you well:

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Choosing a new flatmate: Lifestyle and personality considerations

lego flatmate clean personality and lifestyle

In a previous post we covered the important points to consider when choosing a new flatmate, in terms of age, gender what you’re both looking for in a houseshare. It’s also important and probably a given that you’re going to want to have common interests and compatible personalities with your future housemate too.

So make sure to think about the following points during your decision making, to ensure you make the right choice when choosing your new housemate:

Cleanliness

Cleaning is one of the most common causes of house share arguments, so a prospective flatmates view on cleaning and general tidiness is definitely worth considering. It’s a good sign if you’re both in agreement, whether the dishes can be done tomorrow, or that mess must always be dealt with rather than left until later.

Smokers

Whether or not they’re a smoker isn’t a deal breaker, but it’s definitely worth taking into account. If they do like the odd puff, chances are they’ll bring with them the smell of tobacco and may leave the doors / windows open if smoking isn’t allowed inside (almost a definite these days according to landlord rules).

Pets

Again this is usually a rule set initially by your landlord, so make sure you take this into account first! If pets are allowed, then you and your flatmates can decide what kind of animals you’re cool with. Is a pet python ok, or are there any known allergies amongst existing housemates?

Occupation

A person’s occupation may tell you a lot about them, and so should be discussed before choosing your new housemate / roommate, e.g. an oil engineer may not get on with environmentalists. Certain occupations can also be problematic in terms of daily routines e.g. v.early rising / v.late nights introducing noise issues. Also don’t forget that a good job means there wont be any trouble with getting bills on time.  Apparently teachers make  great flatmates

Hobbies

If you’re hoping a new housemate will provide new socialising opportunities (you’re not just looking to fill a room) then their hobbies and other interest could help you with your choice. Similar interests that compliment yours are a bonus e.g. supporting the same football team, or hobbies with benefits e.g. baking!

Attractiveness

Living with somebody you find attractive sounds like a bonus, but this could introduce complications and is usually a bad idea. Think about the consequences of getting together with a housemate, then splitting up and still having to live with them. As they say: ‘don’t sh** on your own doorstep’! So best not even let the temptation arise in the first place… Ask em’ for a drink maybe ;-) but not to move in.

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Funny flatmate kitchen notes

lego housemate kitchen notes

The act of writing and leaving notes is common within a flatshare.  Although these may be to aid communications when you haven’t seen other flatmates or roommates in a while (differing schedules), more often than not, these are passive-aggressive in nature, along the lines of “Stop using my milk!”.

Check out these hilarious (and a little rude) house share notes we’ve seen left by housemate renters around the kitchen:

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Flatmate stereotypes: The ‘antisocial hermit’

lego flatmate anti social hermit

Ever lived in a house or flatshare? You’re most likely familiar with a variety of typical roommate types. We’ve mashed together the traits that make up the ‘antisocial hermit’ type below, 1 of 5 common flatmate stereotypes we’re covering in the next few weeks.

The ‘antisocial hermit’ is the social recluse of the flat, the one who you’re least likely to see going about. Instead this type of renter will likely be hiding in their room doing who knows what, on their own. No matter how friendly you are, inviting them to house parties or pub outings – they’ll always find an excuse not to socialise with everyone else.

Pro’s

  • They’ll never make any noise or cause any agro, instead keeping themselves to themselves
  • Having them in the house is similar to having a ghost as a housemate, they’ll pay their share of the bills but it’ll be like they’re not even there
  • Looking for easy small talk with your roommates? Discussing the mystery of what the ‘anti-social hermit’ gets up to in their bedroom makes for interesting conversation

Con’s

  • If you want to live in a social share house, they’re letting you down big time by always hiding away like Golem from Lord of the Rings
  • They won’t want to contribute to communal shopping, instead choosing to have their own personal supply of loo roll etc

If you live in a small flatshare with only 2 or 3 bedrooms, this is not the flatmate you want. But in a larger house of 4 + rooms, they may well be appreciated – by contributing to the bills whilst keeping the house from feeling like chaotic student halls.

If you aren’t the anti-social hermit housemate in your flatshare, perhaps you’re one of these other classic flatmate stereotypes:

  • The ‘uptight parent’ flatmate stereotype
  • The ‘popular party animal‘ flatmate stereotype
  • The ‘awkward couple‘ flatmate stereotype (coming soon)
  • The ‘lazy freeloader‘ flatmate stereotype
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    Epic roommate movies and flatshare films

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    Roommates and housemates sharing a room, house, apartment or flat is a brilliant plot or sub-plot for a movie. Check out these famous (and not so famous) films that involve shared living:

    Stepbrothers

    One of Will Ferrell’s best movies. Two middle aged, socially awkward ‘losers’ who still live at home, must become roommates when their parents get married. A great film to watch with your housemates on a hungover Sunday…

    Shallow Grave

    A Danny Boyle film starring Ewan McGregor that is sadly unknown by many outside of the UK. Three friends must choose a new flatmate to move in. Things start to go a little out of control when some startling surprises are uncovered. A fantastic black comedy that made the way for the infamous ‘Trainspotting’…

    The Night We Never Met

    A humorous movie that tells the tale of disgusting roommates who don’t get along, the search for love and affairs. Three individuals agree to a ‘time sharing partnership’, allowing them each to use 1 apartment on preset days for their own ends… Showing it’s age but still a great watch.

    Notting Hill

    An absolute classic from the late 90’s, starring many a girls crush: Hugh Grant. A couple of chance encounters between a bookshop owner (who’s forced to live with an annoying flatmate) and an international superstar, leads to a flowering (but challenging) relationship. A perfect choice for a girls night in.

    Shaun of the Dead

    An awesome british comedy horror, starring Simon Pegg. Three housemates must survive a zombie outbreak in London, providing a perfect opportunity for Shaun (the lead character) to prove himself to his mates and ex girlfriend.

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    Flatmate stereotypes: The ‘popular party animal’

    lego flatmate party animal

    If you’ve ever lived in a flat share or house share, you’ll most likely recognise a bunch of common housemate personalities. Here’s an outline of the ‘popular party animal’ type, 1 of 5 flatmate stereotypes we’re writing about in the coming weeks.

    The ‘popular party animal’ is the young’un roommate of the house, the one who acts like a big kid who’s eaten too much birthday cake. Very rarely if ever will you see them on their own, instead they’ll be surrounded by a bunch of mates, either on the way to or from a social event. Sometimes you’ll wonder how they’re so popular, and never seem to stop – are they an undercover celebrity on coke?

    Pro’s

    • If you’re terrified that it’s Friday afternoon and you still don’t have any social plans for the weekend – don’t fret, this type of renter will sort you out with a party invite
    • Lacking friends after moving to a new city? No worries, they’ll get you introduced to loads of new people in a flash
    • They alone will have the contacts to turn any house party into the social event of the year

    Con’s

    • Front door slamming at 5am in the morning, followed by a loud rauckus in the lounge? They never stop, and keeping noise down will be near impossible
    • Even when they do crash for a few hours, their friends won’t be far away, often choosing to sleep in your living room, meaning you or other housemates can’t relax on the couch until they’re gone
    • Constantly having randoms round means extra mess and food going missing

    Despite their non-stop socialising and random buddies causing many restless nights, it’s hard pushed not to appreciate their out-going nature when in need of some great banter.

    Not the ‘popular party animal‘ housemate in your flatshare? Maybe you’re one of these other classic housemate stereotypes:

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    Choosing a new housemate: Who do you want to live with?

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    Choosing a new housemate is understandably an important issue. After all all you’re inviting them into your home, trusting them not to break or steal any of your stuff. You’ll want to make sure you make the right choice, based on what you and the rest of your flatmates are looking for:

    Friends vs strangers

    Initially it can seem like a dream come true: living with your best mates / favourite work colleagues. But think about what the transition from friends to housemates means. Just because grabbing a coffee or beer with them is always a laugh, doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily get on living together as flatmates 24/7.

    Inviting random strangers to move in may seem daunting, but if you make the right choice you’ll have the opportunity to make new friend groups.  A compromise could be friends of friends – this way you’re not risking existing friendships, but they’ve been vetted already by people you trust.

    Age

    Are you looking for somebody of a similar age, younger (to add more energy to the houseshare) or older (to bring more responsibility to the house dynamics)? Often having a mix can work well, although too large an age gap may sometimes lead to differences.

    Younger people are usually more forgiving over late night noise and mess compared with older housemates who are often (but not always) more mature.

    Gender

    Do you want to keep your flatshare an all lads / all girls affair, or live with guys and girls to mix things up? From our experience a balanced house is best, so sticking to an equal number of male and female flatmates / roommates is definitely worth considering. This way you’re more likely to avoid catty arguments or too much male machoness from taking over.

    Girls will usually make the flat feel more homely, whilst guys will be there to help with heavy lifting / DIY tasks, this may sound a bit sexist, but it’s often very true.  This also means you’ll be able to avoid specifying a gender in your flat advert, which could be illegal!

    What are you / they looking for?

    Make sure you’re on the same page when it comes to the type of flatmate you’re looking for / flat they’re searching for. For example: are you / they looking for opportunities to socialise, e.g. a pint at the local pub from time to time, or are you / they simply wanting to keep themselves to themselves, contributing to bills and rent only.

    Image courtesy of Neil Crosby.

    Flatmate stereotypes: The ‘uptight parent’

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    If you’ve ever been lucky enough to live in a house share or flat share, you’ll probably recognise a common pattern of housemate types. Below is a summary of the uptight parent type, 1 of 5 flatmate stereotypes we’ll be outlining in the coming weeks:

    The ‘uptight parent’ housemate is the grown-up of the flat, the one who is most mature (mentally). They’re hardly ever wrong when it comes to decision making or arguments (sometimes annoyingly so). Often you’ll ask yourself if they’re your mum or dad in disguise, come to keep tabs on you…

    Pro’s

    • This type of roommate is great for advice and a shoulder to cry on, they always seem to know what the best thing to do is
    • They’ll usually take responsibility for the house share chores that nobody else wants to do, e.g. emptying the bin
    • If you’re ever short of food, their well stocked cupboard (just like your parents) will provide you with a feast in your time of need

    Con’s

    • Knowing they’re rarely wrong will give them a patronising, even arrogant persona making them less enjoyable to hang out with compared to other housemates
    • Just like your parents, this type of flatmate will frequently nag, moan and leave sticky notes around e.g. “don’t slam the door”
    • Tidiness and cleanliness is extremely important to them, making it difficult to ever relax unless the flat is immaculate

    Despite the God complex this type of housemate will often demonstrate, their worldly wisdom makes them great to have as part of a flat, if even just to assist in the pub quiz from time to time!

    Not the uptight parent in your flatshare? Maybe one of these other classic flatmate stereotypes describes you better:

    Image courtesy of Stavos.

    Housemate bathroom notes

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    It’s quite common in a house share not to see other housemates for days or often weeks at a time, due to differing schedules, holidays or intentional avoidance.

    This often leads to the act of note writing: leaving messages, instructions, advice or abuse for other flatmates to read.

    Below are a few bathroom notes that made us chuckle:

    Header image courtesy of Loozrboy.

    The world’s top 20 most expensive cities to rent in

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    Do you or other flatmates complain about how much the rent is for your house share? Now you can see if the moaning is justified, by comparing your rent to the average rental price per month of the most expensive rental properties in the world:

    (figures are based on an average 120 sq.m apartment per week, in a prime inner city location)

    1. Monaco: £5,931

    2. UK, London: £5,683

    3. Bermuda: £4,182

    4. US, New York: £4,057

    5. Hong Kong: £4,013

    6. Japan, Tokyo: £3,856

    7. France, Paris: £3,787

    8. Russia, Moscow: £3,749

    9. Singapore: £3,159

    10. Switzerland, Geneva: £3,050

    11. Italy, Rome: £2,548

    12. Bahamas: £2,404

    13. India, Mumbai: £2,295

    14. BVI, Tortola: £2,260

    15. Ukraine, Kiev: £2,218

    16. Barbados, St James: £2,202

    17. Canada, Toronto: £2,129

    18. Finland, Helsinki: £2,085

    19. Cayman Is, Grand Cayman: £2,055

    20. Amsterdam, Netherlands: £1,972

    All figures courtesy of Global Property Guide, image courtesy of David Muir.

    Top 10 tips to keeping your flatshare warm this winter

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    “Who left the !#*@ing heating on”?

    Heating is one of the most common topics of house and flat share feuds, especially in the colder months of winter. Forget trying to keep all your flatmates happy, It’s difficult enough getting heating timings to meet a single person’s daily routine, without letting your heating bills rocket out of control.

    Below are our top 10 tips to harmonious social living, in the darkest, coldest months of winter:

    1. Sort out your heating gadgets

    Get your landlord to sort you out a thermostat and timer, these will help you regulate your heating rather than needing to have it either on or off.

    2. Bleed your radiators

    Is your radiator warm at the bottom but cold at the top? You need to bleed your radiators, getting rid of trapped air to improve efficiency and reduce bills.

    3. Discover your lowest ambient temperature

    Set your thermostat on a low setting such as 18 degrees, then each day turn it up until all flatmates are happy and warm.

    4. Create an all encompassing heating programme

    Gather all your housemates routine times e.g. getting up, get home and go to bed, then set the heating to coincide with these.

    5. Custom radiator thermostat settings for different rooms

    It’s likely that if you cook with gas the kitchen will likely get hot even without the radiator cranked right up, so turn that radiator down.

    6. Monitor your downstairs neighbours heating

    If you’re lucky enough to have a downstairs neighbour their heating alone may be enough to heat your house share at times!

    7. Put more clothes on

    If you’re the only housemate in, be a team player and put another jumper on rather than heating the whole house, thus maxing the bills for everyone else.

    8. Get your compass out

    South facing rooms with windows will warm up a lot more (when the sun is out) compared to North facing rooms, so adjust your radiators accordingly.

    9. Open those curtains

    If the sun is out and you have decent size (ideally double glazed windows, open those curtains to let the sunshine naturally heat up the room!

    10. Inspect your insulation

    Without decent insulation you’ll find it hard to keep your house or flat warm, speak to your landlord and have a look in your loft to see if you have any or if it needs replacing.

    (Image courtesy of Santiago S.V.)

    Celeb flatmates: Famous celebrities who used to live together

    famous celebrity flatmates legoIt may seem strange to think that many A-list Hollywood celebrities had humble beginnings, living together as roommates / flatmates in shared accommodation. In fact it was often these shared living experiences that led to their fame and fortune…

    Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

    Matt and Ben were good friends at school, living fairly close to one another in Boston. After school in the 90’s they moved into a house together, but they weren’t your typical housemate bums… Instead they got working on a movie script for a well known film: “Good Will Hunting”. The rest as they say, is history…

    Ewan McGregor and Jude Law

    Probably many a girls dream combo, Ewan and Jude Law were once offered $30 by a director to get drunk, to see how they got on together. All that free booze ($30 was a lot in the 90’s) seemed to work a treat, as they soon moved in together!

    The Spice Girls

    Believe it or not, but many of the Spice Girls (remember them?) used to live together before hitting the big time. When Touch (their original group name) were just starting out in Berkshire – Mel B and Mel C shared a room, Victoria shared with Michelle (who was later replaced by Emma) and Geri was the only one with her own room (no surprise there).

    (Image courtesy of Alex Eylar)

    Top 10 Roommate Christmas Holiday Arguments in House Shares and Tips to Avoid

    esolving christmas house share roommate arguments legoChristmas is supposed to be the season of goodwill to all men (and women). Tragically however, with the extra time spent together indoors (often as days are shorter / Christmas parties are organised) arguments occur. See below for a run down of the most common Christmas holiday arguments we’ve experienced along with some simple suggestions to avoid them…

    1. Buying a rubbish secret santa gift and making it obvious it was you

    For some, the idea of Secret Santa brings excitement, but for others (more frequently guys as opposed to girls) it brings thoughts of dread: “another chore” when our calendars are already jam packed. Despite the tempting option of grabbing a box of Celebrations on the way home at the corner-shop, try to put at least a little effort in, so not to disappoint those that are looking forward to their surprise gift.

    Put together a quick housemate profile in your head, to help you work out the most suitable gift:

    • Gender
    • Age
    • Hobbies
    • Pet hates

    Based on this, you’ll now be able to find something a little more personal in the shops. Using the information above, these website have a present finder that should help you:

    If all this fails and your gift still disappoints, fear not – it’s SECRET Santa after all! Keep cool and don’t give it away by following the tips below to avoid being accused:

    • Share sympathy “Oh that’s a bit rubbish”, but don’t overdo it
    • Make eye contact but again avoid exaggerated hypnotic stares
    • Suggest ways the gift is good / useful “oh you could use it for…”

    2. Not paying for your share of the Christmas dinner bill

    This is an easy one to do, what with all the other Christmas stuff you’ve got to think about! Fortunately it’s easy to get out of:

    • A simple apology along with swift payment thereafter should keep your flatmates happy
    • If your roommates like to hold a grudge, try rounding up the bill total to the nearest £5 / £10
    • If they still seem a little annoyed, maybe shout them a beer or glass of wine too

    3. Getting with another housemate at the Christmas party

    If you’re lucky enough to live in a house share with attractive housemates of the opposite sex, all the Christmas parties and free flowing booze can often introduce temptation: a quick snog or more… This is a classic conundrum that often seems like a great idea at the time, but usually becomes a massive headache the next morning (even worse than the one brought on from your hangover).

    Obvious methods of avoiding this are to stay t-total (boring) and just being more strict on yourself (easier said than done).  If it’s already too late follow the steps below for damage control:

    • Ask yourself, do I want this to be more than a one off thing?
    • Ask the housemate in question: do you want this to be a one off or more?
    • If others already know about it, be honest, laugh it off, letting it get to you will only drive them on

    4. Forgetting a vegetarian / vegan Christmas dinner option

    Is one of your flatmates a Vegetarian or a Vegan? If so, this can be a nightmare. It may seem easy to just make them eat more Brussels sprouts, but this is likely to get their backs up. Consider these points to keep everyone happy, including the hipster hippies in your flat:

    • Replace the meat with a suitable replacement: goats cheese tart, or a nut roast perhaps
    • Roast potatoes are often cooked in Goose fat, so replace this with olive / vegetable oil. 
    • Gravy is usually made from chicken / beef stock, so make sure you use vegetable stock

    5. Eating the last mince pie / nice tasting chocolate

    So you’re sitting on the couch, watching all the annual repeats of the usual Christmas movies – Die Hard, Home Alone etc. It’s all too common for this to go hand in hand with a subconscious feasting of the communal chocolates / mince pies, before realising you’ve finished them all! Aw shucks, it wasn’t intentional, but your roommates are unlikely to believe this. Some solutions to this predicament:

    • Make sure to have a back up supply hidden in your room to replace what you’ve eaten
    • Keep your head down, perhaps the other roomies won’t realise you ate them all
    • Nip down to the shops and grab some more before anyone notices

    6. Letting it slip that “Santa isn’t real’ to the younger housemates

    This one isn’t likely to ever occur, unless your housemates are either worryingly young or have have had an extremely sheltered upbringing. For whatever reason if you put your foot in it, just back track and come out with one of these little gems:

    • Say that you mean Santa isn’t real (that’s the media’s version) but St Nicholas is totally real
    • Start crying and explain that he is real, you’re just pissed off from receiving nothing the previous year after being a bad boy / girl
    • State that you’re just joking, then quickly go away and write up a fake note to show as proof that you still believe in him

    7. Not letting other housemates have a say on the Christmas music

    It’s nearly Christmas so you’d think it makes sense to slap on some Christmas tunes, however this isn’t always the case… By December time people are often sick of the sound of Cliff Richard banging on about mistletoe and wine, thanks to the premature playing of these festive classics by work colleagues, pubs and department stores.

    Therefore remember it won’t necessarily be a unanimous decision in favour of Christmas music, so instead mix things up a bit with more universal music. If you’re looking for some alternative Christmas themed tunes, check out James Brown’s “Funky Christmas” album and Bob Dylan’s “Christmas in the heart” album.

    8. Knocking down the Christmas tree in a drunken stupor

    After hours of intense effort (usually by the girls) to spruce up the house / flat / apartment in time for Christmas, it’s not too difficult to understand how coming home late from a work party then falling into the Christmas tree can cause a few housemate tifs.

    To avoid, try to stay clear of these delicate decorations when drunk and also make sure to place these well out of the way e.g. in corners of the room.

    9. Causing the flat bills to rocket by leaving the heating on

    Bills are often the number one topic of arguments within a shared living environment, most notably the larger ones for gas and/or electricity. Avoid these becoming an issue during the cold season (if you’re in the northern hemisphere) by keeping the heating and hot water on an agreed time schedule. DO NOT be tempted to turn on at other times unless consent is given by the majority of others, in case you forget, leave it on and somebody notices…

    10. Generally not being full of festive cheer

    With the shorter, colder days it’s fairly common for people to suffer from the winter blues. Symptoms include general depression, doom and gloom chat and inability to smile. Try to look out for these amongst your housemates and when diagnosed give them a tickle / hug / glass of wine / pep talk to cheer them up.

    So there you have it, a rundown of the likely arguments you’ll come across in your house / flat / apartment this year. Hope you manage to avoid / resolve them – drop a comment below if you’ve come across any others or have any suggested solutions!

    (Image courtesy of Brian Neudorff)

    Flatmate / Roommate / Housemate – What’s the Difference?

    Houseshare flatmate roommate definition lego dictionaryWhilst planning this blog, we came across a variety of different terminology to define people living within shared accommodation. Arrgghh, so which do we use in our blog posts to engage with the most people!?

    First we thought it was a fashion thing, and your chosen term defined just how ‘hip’ you are. After checking dictionary definitions and researching further, we’ve now finally come to realise it’s a mixture between cultural / regional differences and the actual setup of the shared accommodation in question.

    Check out our findings below, to get your head round it all:

    Flatmates living in a flatshare

    Use of the term ‘flat’ is predominantly a British thing, as a flat in American English is in fact an ‘apartment’. And before you ask, the terms ‘apprtmentmate’ or ‘apartment share’ are not in the USA vocabulary (although apparently ‘suitemate’ is sometimes used – a bit snobby if you ask me)!

    Roommates or roomies

    In America, whether a bedroom is shared or simply a residence with separate rooms – the people you share with are referred to as your roommates. The term ‘roomies’ is popular amongst the younger generation and originates from student dorms (student halls for us Brits). In the UK, the term roommate would normally be associated with those you share a bedroom with.

    Housemates living in a house share / share house

    The term ‘housemate’ is used throughout the world to describe the people you share residence with. Share housing is Australian in origin, whereas ‘house share’ is a widely used term for shared accommodation used throughout America, Canada, Australia and Europe.

    So, in summary it seems we’re best to use ‘housemates’ and ’house share’, or perhaps a mixture of all the above in our blog writing…

    (Image courtesy of Kyle Tsui)

    5 Awesome Reasons to Live in a Flatshare

    benefits of house share living with roommates and flatmates legoLiving within shared accommodation could certainly be described as a roller coaster ride. Fair enough there are plenty of nightmare scenarios, but there are also plenty of upsides! Check out some of the benefits below:

    1. Cheaper living costs

    First is the obvious one – living with others is certainly a hell of a lot cheaper. Not only is rent split multiple ways, but so are all the other bills: gas, electricity, council tax, water, (tv license if in the UK), broadband and even subscription tv if you fancy it. Stuck trying to find the cheapest deal for your bills? Easily compare the major suppliers to find the best deals, using the links below:

    2. Making new friends

    Living with others is almost guaranteed to improve your social life. Not only will you be able to hang out with those you live with, but their mates and maybe even family will likely make appearances. This means far more social gatherings, party invites and opportunities to add another notch on your bed post… In case your housemates are social fails, check out Meet Up – a website to help you find and meet up with people nearby who share your interests.

    3. Fewer lonely times

    If you’ve had a crap day at work and you need a bit of cheering up, gone is the need to try and arrange a few drinks with a mate last minute. Instead you can simply head home, knowing the chances are a flatmate or two may well be about to provide you with a shoulder to cry on. Failing that, perhaps getting yourself a voodoo doll of your boss to stick pins in is a good alternative.

    4. Opportunities to borrow stuff

    Cooking up a storm in the kitchen only to realise you’re missing one vital ingredient? If you live with others, they might have it, removing the need for a less tasty meal / frantic run down to the supermarket. But borrowing can go even further – Thinking of going camping but don’t have a tent? Heading out and your straighteners have packed in? Think of all the opportunities you’ll get to share your stuff with others in return for borrowing theirs – saving even more money! If you lend a housemate something of value, take a photo of them with it so you don’t forget to retrieve it later on. Clever idea huh!? Check out some more awesome life hacks here.

    5. Learning new things

    Along with meeting new people, you’ll likely find yourself learning loads of new things too (useful and probably not so useful). From simple facts in passing (a goldfish’s attention span is 1 second longer than a human) to the tastiest recipes on earth (easy chocolate cake) or even full on hobbies and sports (extreme ironing). Very useful for later life e.g. the pub quiz or business networking situations…

    (Image courtesy of Kate Mccarthy)